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I am wearing my new trousers, it's pay day and it's only 28 more snoozles until chrissypoodlemass!!!!!!!!!!!Can today get any better?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:11,
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Depends. A bacon sandwich could improve it further. Treading in dog shit could make it worse. Guess what I'm hoping happens to you...
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:21,
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Yes.With the addition of lesbians. Proper lesbians like those in the documentaries - not the ugly attention-seekers.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:22,
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the first step in the day improving will be Battered's messy, lonely suicide.(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:23, Reply)
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:30,
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Also: from the last thread.Bon Jovi are fucking shit. Like Kiss only too scared to raid their mum's slap.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:29,
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Kiss are fucking shit as well.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:29,
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Kiss are worse I reckonI quite liked a bit of BJ when I was a kid
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:30,
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I'm sure you've had impeccable musical taste since you flopped out of your mums gaping cunt hole haven't you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:43,
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We all have skeletons in our closetsThat, however, is more a cellar full of the defiled bodies of children conceived by your incestuous ways.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:46,
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Battered only hates the sluts who won't fuck him and the ones who DO.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:38,
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Tommy used to wank off the the ducksyou knew ben on strike went down on his locusts toe, hoe oh!
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Peej, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:39,
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I haven't even had any caffeine yet!The wife decided less items would be thrown if there wasn't any caffeine in the house so I have to come to work to get a coffee!
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Peej, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:43,
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Hey mate, what's that strange red mark on your forehead?I'm not sure, but it looks a bit like a thumb print
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:44,
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I hope I get a violent spiteful wife who hates me one day.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:44,
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Well work hard at school, stay away from drugs and booze and eat your green vegetables and see what happens.(
Peej, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:47,
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You're asking me to change my *whole* life here. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:48,
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WHAT?So she doesn't have the willpower to avoid coffee if it's around?
Mental.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:44,
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Thats not quite it.She just went out and bought decaf shite and theres no normal stuff in the house. I have a wide selection of caffeinated products in my office though.
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Peej, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:46,
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They're no Def Leppard.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:01,
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The trouble with Bon Jovi is all the "OMG THIS IS MY SONG ITS ALL ABOUT ME !!! WOOO WOOO !!!! [inaudiable]......HALF WAY THERE....[inaudiable]....READY OR NOT" slags down the pub(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:58,
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You've got it wrongYesterday was pay day and I was off work.
Today will be full of work, so yes it can get better, but it probably won't.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:43,
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Who gets paid weekly?Dole scum that's who
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:51,
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That's weird isn't it?Normally it's only temp jobs and the very lowly paid that are paid weekly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:53,
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Dunno, I wouldn't say I'm lowly paid.The old job was 'old school', dunno why the new one does it. I like it though.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:55,
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I thought that was fortnightly?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:57,
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I thought they got paid every other week.I don't get how people can live like that, I probably spend more on fags and cabs than they get.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:57,
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Doesn't stop the Daily Mail claiming they all like in mansions (
Peej, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:29,
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'spesh the brahn ones, inni.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:52,
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Alright tangiers?I'm up to Cov tomorrow!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:46,
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You lucky boy.Are you meeting up with Poofers and Placid?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:48,
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Oh yeah we're gonna have a jam, tell long co vaulted stories and drink heavily(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:52,
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So are you staying here, or are you just up for the day?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 8:58,
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Just the day I'm afraid/pleased to sayI totes would have met you for a pint of yaks milk otherwise
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:06,
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Maybe next time, ehI'm sure you'll want to come again
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:12,
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I feel like I've been gargling broken glass but I'm trying to stay positive (weak thumbs up)I have a lebkuchen (or however you speel it) to eat later so, er, yay! I guess.
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For those of you still uncertain about what to get me for Christmas, look no further:tinyurl.com/k5zzdkm
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:29,
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No, find a solution to your blocking problem(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:32,
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I just don't *feel* very Christmassy, you know?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:36,
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Maybe try a Christmas username?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:37,
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Well, it's nice, but it doesn't *feel* very Christmassy, you know?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:39,
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I'm gonna fill your mums grotto with gifts from my sack(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:43,
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try hawking a loogie into the Grand Canyon at the same time and see which fills up quickest(, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:48, Reply)
Your Mum was hanging out her stockings when I finished filling her with festive joy.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 9:48,
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wtf is with all the christmas wankery? it's november you cunts(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:15,
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MERRY CHRISTMAS SWIPEYPOOS!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:18,
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quiet you or I'll send you a yule log in the post(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:19,
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oooh lovelymake it a really pungent flaky one, and send it c/o mr naked ape, that marketing agency, somewhere near where swipe works, London.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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I know! November and I just don't *feel* very Christmassy, you know?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:20,
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do you have a beard and a great big belly that you can shake like a bowl full of jelly?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:21,
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I don't know, but what good would this sexay dancing you describe do?I'm just not *feeling* Christmas yet, you know?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:23,
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It's the first of Dec on Sunday. Mrs V is getting very excited about putting up decs.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:24,
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strikethrough ecsreplace with icks
lololol
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 10:44,
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