Saatchi (who is in advertising*) claims someone has a Gak habit?
Pot/Kettle/Black I feel.

*A notoriously drug** fuelled 'Industry'

**Has to be. On the rare occasions I see adverts I wonder 'What the shuddering fuck were these people ON to produce this shite'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:40, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nah.
They're just fucking morons. Like marketing and sales people.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 18:58, Reply)

We are well paid morons though and a vast majority of the public fall for our wares. So who's the moron now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:04, Reply)

That's correct it's dozer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:05, Reply)

Alright nakers,
I didn't mean you obviously. My current bug bear is with the planning people in the office.
Theyve booked me 3 jobs on Friday, with a combined driving time of 5 hours. Giving me 3.5 hours to do 7 man hours of work. I guarantee they'll get shitty with me when I point it out tomorrow.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:09, Reply)

Get Esther Rantzen onto them...
Actually, don't. She did fuck all about Saville.

Yeah, it's unlikely they will own up to their own fuck up, but stranger things have happened!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:15, Reply)

Nah, they'll say
"oh, that third was only a hold in case 1 or 2 fell through, wasn't supposed to be on your sheet. But, I'll ring my supervisor first, so it goes on the list.
I imagine planning to be quite stressful thought, as you'll have sales and engineering on your back almost constantly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:28, Reply)

Support staff are bellends
At least you're working though, you'll look back on this yer and say "yeah it was tough, but I made the change I wanted to"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:15, Reply)

I tell you what,
Just these 2 weeks of a bit of structure, free time, and work that's not a fucking nightmare of drunks has cheered me no end. It's been totally worth it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:21, Reply)

This is pleasing to hear.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:21, Reply)

It'll be even more pleasing when I get paid.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:23, Reply)

This is exactly how I felt after a decade.
I have definitely done my time in that trade now :)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:23, Reply)

Yup.
It's blissful to spend evenings at home and just walk away at the end of a day with no cares or worries about the job, just pick it up again the next day where I stopped.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:26, Reply)

Bank Holidays, New Years and Christmas off. Amazing!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:27, Reply)

it's a hard slog in the pub trade, more than people realise!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:27, Reply)

The company I'm in shuts down around the 20th and doesn't pick up till after new year.
That's like 2 weeks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:29, Reply)

It's such a great feeling. Enjoy!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:30, Reply)

I still think you are a moron xx

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:11, Reply)

That means a lot thx

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Only for the purposes of the internet. Not in real life.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:18, Reply)

This is such an old man comment

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 26 Nov 2013, 19:15, Reply)