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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's hard to work out what I am going to die from since the last three generations of my family have topped themselves. Plus my mums mum was adopted so no idea what her family history is. I've decided to simply live forever.
( , Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:27, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Eternal life is bound to get boring otherwise
( , Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I've decided to shoot myself in my study at the age of 55 after having murdered everyone that's ever annoyed me.
( , Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Then I've got to populate it with wingback armchairs and mahogany furniture. Then I've got to purchase an antique flintlock pistol and have it reactivated. I ain't doing all that in two years.
Especially since the study's going to have to be in an Edwardian townhouse and not, say, a one/two bed flat.
( , Thu 28 Nov 2013, 11:33, Reply)
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