IT'S ONLY A FACKING LUNCH THREAD!
I have a Burmese chicken curry. Not sure what makes it Burmese. What are you stuffing into your gormless Northern face, you fat shit?

Alt: What's your favorite Red Dwarf quote, smee hee?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:52, 19 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

More bacon probably.
Alt: smeg off you smegging smeghead.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:53, Reply)

Alt: was that when you were in that band, Smeg & The Heads?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:54, Reply)

we played the Tregowry Tree Fayre once.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:55, Reply)

I ent fackin norvern! I'm the Southern-most mo'fo on 'ere.
Alt: Red Dwarf is a festering pile of jellied cunt juice.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:55, Reply)

alt: neau wai!!
I bet you've read all of the books.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:59, Reply)

What is books?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:00, Reply)

Who are you calling northern, you oleaginous oaf?
Also, it's called Myanmar now, you massive racist.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I can't be expected to keep up with
what countries are calling themselves these days.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:58, Reply)

I'm eating a granary baguette filled with ham and salad.
Fave quote?
'I told them I worked in the stores'
'Yeah, and I told them you were a shelf'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:58, Reply)

just et me lunch innit
Just reading until I go back to my cage at ten past.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:58, Reply)

"We're deader then A-line flares with pockets in the knees!"
I've had a minty lamb panini. I think Im addicted to them :(
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 12:59, Reply)

That's the metaphorical equivalent of putting
your wedding tackle in a lion's mouth and flicking his love spuds with your towel.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:01, Reply)

You have to admit, it did get reeeeeally shit at the end.
The books were brilliant.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:02, Reply)

The whole thing was a pile of crap.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:03, Reply)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:03, Reply)

I liked it until it became popular

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Like a true nerd.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:08, Reply)

no, the books are fucking drivel

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Dozer in conflicting opinion shocker!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 28 Nov 2013, 13:22, Reply)