I don't know but I been told
Battered is a dreary obnoxious wanker.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:07, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Come on man, it's supposed to rhyme,
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:08, Reply)

Get fucked frog you pricking cunt
Your mum sure does fucking munt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:10, Reply)

Doze Master T and The Bummo MC
Infected each other with HIV
Don't eat or sleep or sing a song
Just bum each other all day long
24/7, 365 to keep each other just alive
On their spunk they try to thrive
Riddled but trying to survive
Wanking and fucking 'up the trades'
Until they die of gay bad aids.

The end.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:22, Reply)

it's a click from me!
One more and it's the populol page!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:25, Reply)

Cor! I wish I was populol like you :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:26, Reply)

I dun anova shit poem 4 u
Battered's marriage now is now dead
She fucked a taller man instead
Angry, bitter, warped inside,
His feelings he had tried to hide,
But spewed from his mouth like a bile filled cyst,
The problems since he began to list.
But he forgot this was online,
No one cared if he was fine,
He killed himself, yes, suicide
Yet No one noticed he had died.
One thing though, would later amount,
Forgot to delete his account,
So B3ta users continued scoffin'
Especially about his 4 foot coffin

The end
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:43, Reply)

You're wasted on here.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Yes i should leave and never come back.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:45, Reply)

*trigger fingers*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:46, Reply)

:'(''''''''

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:47, Reply)

You're still the best one here.
Granted there's only about six people post these days, but still.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:52, Reply)

All backhanded compliments gratefully accepted

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:54, Reply)

This is exceptionally good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:55, Reply)

I'm glad you approve :)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:56, Reply)