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Sound off like you've got a pair I don't know but I've been told
Al's fat head is mighty bald
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:35,
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Alright Nakers.
How were the ducks today, did you feed them?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:38,
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no ducks today :(mini ape got terrified by a santa in stead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:48,
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I DO know but I don't care YM's pussy has long grey hair
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:42,
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she's really let herself go since her hey day starring in 70's euro porn(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:49,
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I'm told it's a fact that you can hunt/OT's Al is a cunt
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:44,
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I'm not disagreeing with that parti've seen pictures of him and he definately looks like a cunt
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:51,
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I've been told Swipe's got a guntand can confirm that Al's a cunt.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:51,
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Here's a thing I've been told and you can scoffBut Swipe loved sucking Chompy off
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:53,
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Two lines that vaguely rhyme, right?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:57,
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If I'm honest I blame you for all of thisAaaaaand I'm off.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:53,
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well honesty is the best policy...you folkstone fuckwit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:56,
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Okay I'm being honest, I'm bored with the repetition. Bye!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 16:59,
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Naaah it's trueHaven't felt like a drink today. Bloody 'typhoid mary' at work gave me a cold.
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Would that it were so!Nope, I'll be snotting and hacking through my own time off, just recovering in time to go back to work.
I fucking hate 'work martyrs' who come in even when they're fucking bubonic, just so they can 'show their dedication'.
If I went round and dislocated 45% of the workforce's thumbs - not bad enough to stop them working but enough to slow them down, ruin their sleep and leisure time for a week, I'd be sacked. But I can go in to work and infect just as many people with a cold, with the same resultant effect on their work and leisure - but that's OK, cos it shows 'dedication'.
Cunts, the lot of them. STAY AT HOME WHEN YOU'RE INFECTIOUS.
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A cold is but a minor irritation unless you are some kind of queerMan up go to work
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:31,
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He is not the best one here.That cunt Nakers is a queer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 17:37,
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Ain't no doubt, I'm sure of itNakers' thread is fucking shit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 17:46,
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Ain't no doubt it's plain to seeJimmy needs plastic surgery.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 17:52,
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The situation's getting drasticNakers is a bent spastic
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 17:47,
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I can see why your band's lyrics speak to people so deeply(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 17:50,
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Find a girl and seal the deal,At boots right next to the vagisal.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 17:55,
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I do know, cos it's a factDozer is a fucking twat.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 17:59,
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I've been in his part of the world several times this yearAnd I managed to not meet him on every occasion.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:12,
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Did you feed the ducks while you were there?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:19,
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No. Northern ducks only eat hovis.The quacky fuckers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:26,
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They've all got such a chip and gravy on their shoulder(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:27,
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The family Nakers.www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdJGz4iDxlg
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:31,
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Gay gay gay, gay gay gay.Gay gay gay. Gay gat gay.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:21,
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Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates Opiates
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:25,
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House of Fraser have a sale on.Loafers a plenty if you are in the market for some new shoes!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:28,
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Some good deals on blazers and jackets too.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:31,
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I might get another pair of Church ones in the January sales. Problem is they take ages to break in.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:41,
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Do you not have pikeys trying to nick the lead from them?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:09,
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It's more the Christians trying so save his sole.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:11,
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#Sycophant(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:35,
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#leaveslightupsantaonroofreadyfornextxmas(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:42,
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That scans well.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:35,
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Usual high standard of banter on hereyou spazzos
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:28,
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Don't worry deary someone will be with you soon to change your nappy(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:30,
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What you said don't even rhyme.Cos you is a ball of slime.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:43,
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I'm not sure, but it's been saidNakers likes black men in his bed.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:43,
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I've heard this too but think your wrong,It's Nakers wife that likes a black dong.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 18:45,
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I don't know but I been toldBattered is a dreary obnoxious wanker.
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Come on man, it's supposed to rhyme,PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:08,
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Get fucked frog you pricking cuntYour mum sure does fucking munt.
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Doze Master T and The Bummo MCInfected each other with HIV
Don't eat or sleep or sing a song
Just bum each other all day long
24/7, 365 to keep each other just alive
On their spunk they try to thrive
Riddled but trying to survive
Wanking and fucking 'up the trades'
Until they die of gay bad aids.
The end.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:22,
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I dun anova shit poem 4 uBattered's marriage now is now dead
She fucked a taller man instead
Angry, bitter, warped inside,
His feelings he had tried to hide,
But spewed from his mouth like a bile filled cyst,
The problems since he began to list.
But he forgot this was online,
No one cared if he was fine,
He killed himself, yes, suicide
Yet No one noticed he had died.
One thing though, would later amount,
Forgot to delete his account,
So B3ta users continued scoffin'
Especially about his 4 foot coffin
The end
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:43,
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You're wasted on here.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:44,
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*trigger fingers*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:46,
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You're still the best one here.Granted there's only about six people post these days, but still.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:52,
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All backhanded compliments gratefully accepted (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:54,
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I don't know but I've been toldthis sounding off is getting old
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:29,
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is it really worth it?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:33,
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Saturday night eh?How's it going then?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:34,
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got david attenborough onalso Craig Charles funk. Drinking tea, cooking and answering you. Look at me and my multitasking skillz
Got two new corsets today. Don't look *too* terrible in them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:36,
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A good corset is a wonderful thing.The lady is watching strictly, they're doing musicals. I secretly quite like musicals.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:40,
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Calm down John Barrowman.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:41,
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I know, I should probably kill myself (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:42,
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It would make it fair, after you killed that man and all.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:44,
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Who hasn't?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:47,
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I killed 2 guys.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:48,
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You have just doubled your 'cool' factor(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:49,
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i tend to stop at maimingwhich is why I'll never hang out with the cool kids
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:50,
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Cool beans.How are you groggy old boy?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:50,
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Cool mate, cool as fuck me.Going to drink beers soon, so that's good. Had a pizza too, so really am living the dream. You alright?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:51,
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Yeah, I'm ace.Got a bit sideways yesterday, and off to relatives to meet a new tiny human tomorrow, so pondering a double hangover for the morning.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:53,
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Those new humans are weird, they all look the same, right, but when they get bigger they all look different!Apart from the downs ones anyway.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:55,
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Yeah, weird that.I wonder why downs kids all look the same? Probably god did it so you can see them coming and avoid their vice like grip.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:57,
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Yeah, that and so you can avoid talking to them, they all wanna be mates and don't understand why we don't like them.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:58,
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I think I met Rory on Friday.I was at a care home for autistic adults. One of them spent the entire time I was working there shouting at me and occasionally writing stuff in a little book.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:00,
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musicals are ace.Most of the time. I think they are underrated, especially by guys who want to make sure everyone knows they're heterosexual
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:43,
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Tell that to Marc Almond.Oh.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:51,
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Musicals are for gays though.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:54,
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Bugsy Malone's alright I s'pose.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:55,
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No. No it's notThere are no good musicals, there aren't even any acceptable musicals
All musicals and bent and shit and bent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:22,
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^Nakers may know nothing about music, but even he can see that musicals have no merit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:27,
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Bought new tyres, made a curry, listened to the match.Now waiting for the missus to get home.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:39,
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Sounds alright, I went over to the ladies parents, her mums boyfriend had made a fantastic smoked mackerel patè. Got the recipe, gonna make a go of it tomorrow.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:42,
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I've had worse Saturdays tbh.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:42,
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Are you in to the rugby?Wales v Australia today was a cracker.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:49,
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Hate it.Tried to get into it but just can't.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:50,
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Fair enough.I have a similar detachment from football, just can't see it. Each to their own.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:52,
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So is your dad.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:58,
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How are you ?Send micro this weekend?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:01,
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I'm good thanks. Yourself?Had micro this morning. She was on great form. Hilarious at this age.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:05,
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I'm ace, Didn't do any of the jobs we planned, lay around till well after midday, went to the lady pigs mums, ate too much food, came home and watched the rugby. Can't complain.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:07,
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Nice. Must be great to have your weekends after so long. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:13,
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Fuck yeah. It's a great feeling and I'm much happier
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:20,
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You bastardWhy do you hate Jason and frog so much eh?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:24,
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I hate everyone. You know this. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:25,
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This is the 3rd toon match out of the last 4 I haven't gone to the pub to watch.It's also their 4th win on the bounce. Somebody may be trying to tell me something.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:56,
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I heard that you are as bent as a duck's cock(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:15,
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I heard that when you go to a cafe for breakfastAnd everyone else is enjoying a fry up, you order cereal.
And you cry if they don't have coco pops.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:34,
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Indeed.The missus back so I'd best scoot.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 30 Nov 2013, 19:57,
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I'm making one. Thai red. Chicken + scotch bonnets. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:00,
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The issue I have with scotch bonnetsIs that it makes me think of jock midgets with a baseball cap.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:05,
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correct.You are making a curry with essence of Dozer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:14,
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* boke ** Calls Chinese & orders takeaway *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 20:16,
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Good thanksBusy day, as always. Just sitting down to a home made curry; fuckin starvin. Bruv
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:08,
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alright nakersAlright b3th
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:11,
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My local curry supplier is moving premises :((
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:24,
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I hope the removal company they use charge them £2.00If the value of the order is less than £15.00
And even then, only if they are moving within a 5 mile radius.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:26,
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Me too it was fucking great, but needed a little more spice(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:28,
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I've had blocked sinuses for the last 3 daysHopefully the vindaloo will sort it out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:29,
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Why aren't dating sitesfull of David Tennant look a likes with low standards?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:11,
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Because David tenant is an ADHD ugly scutch prick?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:11,
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To be fair I've never seen him do anything aside from trailers(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:16,
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i'd watch his trailer(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:28,
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Little tangle spent all of 2011 dressed as David TennantHe's a bit young for you though
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 30 Nov 2013, 21:29,
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