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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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'Cool beans'
Being this handsome takes up a fair portion of my time too.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:47, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
innit
It's really tiring. These cheekbones take a lot of work to maintain.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Yeah. I spend a lot of time working on the eye stuff. Alluring looks, glances, that kinda thing.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:51, Reply)
I have soulful and beseeching eyes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:51, Reply)
A female teacher told my mother that with my eyes I'd have girls queuing at the door. I missed my chance for the cool kind of noncing because she never bothered to tell me this salient information.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:54, Reply)
I've been stopped in the street several times by women telling me how good looking I am.
It's a bit embarrassing TBH.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:57, Reply)
Yes, I feel your pain. It's nice to finally meet someone who understands the daily difficulties of our 'curse'.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 21:59, Reply)
It gets worse; there's an EFL college just up the road from me.
So in the summer I get harassed by nubile Spanish and Italian 18 year old girls.

It's not much fun.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:00, Reply)
You must never get a minutes peace, it's a good job you're a shut in web weirdo.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:02, Reply)
yer, cos internet isn't available on portable devices, is it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:06, Reply)
^upset^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:09, Reply)
^bent^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:09, Reply)
^upseter^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:10, Reply)
*he typed upsettedly*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:14, Reply)
The curse is less of a pain than you two morons

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:02, Reply)
It's ok Gill, you're beautiful *inside*, that's what really counts!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:03, Reply)
oh Gill, you've never been the same after your dalliance with Buckinghamshire's pleather casanova, have you?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:09, Reply)
YoU would know
Oh wait - even that desperado stood you up!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:12, Reply)
^upset and indignant^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Dec 2013, 22:15, Reply)

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