Alright
Alt: I am trying to convert to using non-offensive insults when driving my car, so that the little tangles aren't subjected to a barrage of filth every time we go somewhere, but I'm not very good at it.
Altalt: All bummers are deaf.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 9:09, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

When my nephew first started talking I accidentally shouted 'WHORE' at someone whilst driving, which he started repeating,
but I saved the day by making him say 'HORSE' instead.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 9:12, Reply)

My daughter shouted 'wanker' a couple of times as a result of having been in a car with me.
I ignored it & she seems to have forgotten it. Thankfully.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 9:14, Reply)

Why does she think that you are a wanker?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 9:21, Reply)

Most people do.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 9:25, Reply)

Most
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 9:30, Reply)

This is often the only way to save the situation
Or, if you are quick enough, I was about to shout FUCK OFF at another driver, when I caught myself and mangled it into FUC..oodness sake!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Dec 2013, 9:20, Reply)