Many moons ago I was a rather rotund chap
I decided to do something about this and started going to the gym, swimming, eating better, etc and lost 3 stone over about 8 months....just in time for the office Christmas do with free bar.

Went at it like Rory's lab on his Pedigree cock on the gin, bottles and went home in a bag about 3 hours later. Next day was a 3 hour drive to Manchester for a meeting.

WORST.DAY.EVER
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Many, many moons ago I pulled the technical writer, a rather pleasnt MILF who was 14 years older than me
That was fun
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Or the waking up in the morning, rolling over and seeing it was 10:30am
That made for a fun 5 mins getting ready and legging it to work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:00, Reply)

I HATE THAT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:01, Reply)

So you drove drunk on the motorway endangering others. Im disappointed really iam.
Good birthday? Did you get the yearly gobble?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:02, Reply)

No, I'd puked all the booze up everywhere by 10pm
Yer, birthday was good ta
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)

He's well old now, that was probably in the olden days when everyone did it, and it wasn't so taboo to fiddle kids.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Smoking in the pub and hitting the missus wS ok S well.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:09, Reply)

I prefer to smoke your missus then hit the pub

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:10, Reply)

I prefer to hit the smoke and 'pub' your missus
Er, yeah, that.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:12, Reply)

NO LONDON CHAT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Spit roasting ym in the pub with your missus was good.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I know!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Doyou still have photos?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Of course

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Dec 2013, 11:24, Reply)