nah, I grow proper facial hair, just relatively slowly.
I can get away with shaving twice a week.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:42, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm guessing football moustache
11 a side
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:54, Reply)

Mine grows pretty slowly, too. Not that I ever go beyond the realm of stubble.
One of the guys at work gets an 11am shadow instead of a 5pm one and busted out a full handlebar inside of a week. Talk about your feelings of inadequacies.
( Kroney, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:56, Reply)

I think I could get a full on Dali in Movember

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:58, Reply)

yeah a guy here needs to shave twice a day
It's just showing off really.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 12:59, Reply)

He is probably a shaved gorrilla
As humanity has evolved from apes I always point out that the process of evolution meant we lost the need for hair so anyone who grows it that quickly needs to evolve a bit more.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 13:23, Reply)