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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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sometimes it gives me mirth to imagine that The Dead Flag Blues plays in Battered's head every day when he wakes up

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
It may help if I had ever heard what you're wittering on about.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)
This car is on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:26, Reply)
So how are you spending Christmas?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:30, Reply)
He's Scottish they don't spend.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)
Really nothing for this........
This place really has slipped
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42, Reply)
with family and friends.
You're spending some of yours with your estranged daughter and a collection of vagrants, drug addicts and tramps, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:32, Reply)
What's this? Xmas baysh?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:33, Reply)
nah, just Battsy spending Xmas with the only people whose lives are more bereft of hope than his.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)
You're loaning him Grace the Hampster?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)
He's going round your house?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)
We're forever left alone in the dark Froggy no one ever invites us :(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:34, Reply)
It's just you these days matey :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)
Wait you got an invite?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)
I'm turning them down left right and centre

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38, Reply)
no, a shift behind the bar in a Wetherspoons

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)
Nah. Stopped doing Crisis years ago.
Have you got any family left or did your father kick the shit out of all of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:35, Reply)
ZING

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:36, Reply)
^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)
nah, he's been dead for nearly four years.
He's doing a great impression of your marriage.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:37, Reply)
15 ALL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38, Reply)
He fights with you from beyond the grave?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:38, Reply)
If my wife had given birth to you I'd have beaten her senseless everyday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)
30-15

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:40, Reply)
Well there's certainly no love

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:41, Reply)
Tina Turner turned 72 the other day TRUFAX

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:43, Reply)
That's even more tricks than YM

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:44, Reply)
Hey my mum's simply the best better than all the rest

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45, Reply)
We've all had a private dance.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Yeah well she don't need another hero

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Yep, and she has a nutty bush with shitty limits

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)
Kate was a bit out there wasn't she?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)
If your wife had given birth to me then that would be the second child of hers that isn't yours.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:41, Reply)
If my wife had thought she was pregnant with you she would have had a termination.
As your mother should have.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:42, Reply)
Ah, so the second termination she'd have had after her dad gave her the old 'vodka and coat hanger' when she found out she was expecting a boy
One spasticated foamy-mouthed runt in the family's enough to have to cope with.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:44, Reply)
One pasticated foamy-mouthed runt in the family is why your father smacked your mother to shit.
Probably engineering her fatal tumours as well. I know I would have in the circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:47, Reply)
*spasticated
You seem a bit upset.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)
Nah. Had a good day. See above for details.
Time for my supper. Have a splendid evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:49, Reply)
Something something T-800

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:45, Reply)
Glenn Miller's little known b side

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:46, Reply)
Best of all airport departure lounge music

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 9 Dec 2013, 21:48, Reply)

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