Me, I won't be PROPERLY happy unless a film crew follows my fiver all the way from my bank account until it ends up in the hands of the poor person.
And it zooms in just enough that I can check the serial number is still the same and be able to say a relieved "yes, that's MY five pound note".
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

your pension probably invests in Nestle, Monsanto and BAE

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:39, Reply)

That's why I don't have one.
My finances are planned out meticulously, I intend to declare myself bankrupt on my 70th birthday and then live on the state.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)

I'd be the same to be honest.
You can't trust these corrupt darkie nations.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 10 Dec 2013, 19:40, Reply)