Yes, this is true.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:09, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

she loves a bit of ass play as well

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:15, Reply)

yes im looking forward to xmas

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:18, Reply)

I'm looking forward to the acrimonious breakup and the incessant bitching

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:20, Reply)

yeah me too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:21, Reply)

we all are
My money's on Chimpy returning to revel in your heartbreak before you put on The Idiot by Iggy Pop and then hang yourself in your kitchen.

We'll all carry on under the name New Ordure.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:26, Reply)

if it all goes wrong this will certainly be my first port of call to keep you all in the loop

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:27, Reply)

And by "a bit"
you of course mean "being treated like the prize heifer on an episode of All Creatures Great and Small"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:18, Reply)

What an eloquent description. In a farmyard for added ewwwwww.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:29, Reply)

I liked it better when this said something about an elephant

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:31, Reply)

I liked B3ta better when you weren't here.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:42, Reply)

that was the last time you lied

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 8:43, Reply)