Better to hurt than be dead inside I reckon.
Though I would have agreed with you while I was going through it.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:29, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

it's the dumb human condition
throw yourself into emotionally dangerous situations because it seems better than being dead inside and then regretting it terribly and swearing off it all forever...until the next time. It's like drinking heavily, seems like a good idea at the time, but the hangover...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:31, Reply)

I throw myself into relationships AND drink heavily....

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:32, Reply)

or the other way around

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)

Better to settle in at the crease before you try to hook it for six.
Sorry, don't know how to talk to girls.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:34, Reply)

This is the sort of advice I can understand.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:36, Reply)

Scrape out a mark where you want to stand then keep your eye on
the one who's running towards you.
Watch for deviation from the norm.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:41, Reply)

And if you get thrown a googly just bail.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:42, Reply)

Can we not, please, at the moment?
Money on a whitewash?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:44, Reply)

I think it will be a whitewash if we lose the next test.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)

Think we've had it, frankly.
I didn't rate Clarke after Ponting but they're even more evil now and Cooke is too soft.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:49, Reply)

I think they massively underestimated Australia at home.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:50, Reply)

the problem with arsnal is that they always try and walk it in

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)

And I - for one - is as sick as a parrot.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:52, Reply)

i thought cricket stopped in teh winter

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Not in Australia dear. *pats head*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:50, Reply)

the one good thing about winter is less sports
stupid australia
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)

Australia is populated with 'sports'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:56, Reply)

poisonous sports

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:57, Reply)

It goes to the Southern Hemisphere
Badly.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:51, Reply)

that's wicket advice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Look him in the eye then take a swing but
keep your head down and don't flash unnecessarily.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:42, Reply)

something about silly midoffs?
My knowledge of cricket is not well grounded
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:45, Reply)

You've let it slip.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Careful, she may think you're breaching her boundaries with that sort of comment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:52, Reply)

I shall remain 22 yards away at all times.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:55, Reply)

You could probably piss on a doorman from that range

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 11 Dec 2013, 19:57, Reply)