hey what's happening how is everyone
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(Sebastian Dried-on excreta bull goose loony, silverback shitposting alpha, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:17, 9 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I hope the following is happening to you mate:
extreme fatigue
rapid weight loss from an unknown cause (more than 10 lbs. in two months for no reason)
appearance of swollen or tender glands in the neck, armpits or groin, for no apparent reason, lasting for more than four weeks
unexplained shortness of breath, frequently accompanied by a dry cough, not due to allergies or smoking
persistent diarrhea
intermittent high fever or soaking night sweats of unknown origin
a marked change in an illness pattern, either in frequency, severity, or length of sickness
appearance of one or more purple spots on the surface of the skin, inside the mouth, anus or nasal passages
whitish coating on the tongue, throat or vagina
forgetfulness, confusion and other signs of mental deterioration
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:26, Reply)

What's "vagina forgetfulness"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:37, Reply)

when you forget you have one obviously

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:38, Reply)

Bit harsh

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:41, Reply)

you can judge me when you get quads

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:42, Reply)

I'm hopeful for today

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:51, Reply)

dubs

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:52, Reply)

not even played for :)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Tired.
I look like I've been clothed by a Charity Shop window dresser today.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 10:17, Reply)