I've mentioned it before but upon losing my virginity I was told
"It was okay, just nothing new for me" which was the beginning of my life of sexual dissatisfaction.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:47, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Meaning she was a right slag.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:49, Reply)

I was 14, but she was older and more experienced,
At 15.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:50, Reply)

maybe you shouldn't have started with your sister

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:50, Reply)

Do you really wanna start having a go?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)

sorry
your mum then
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)

Stop disrespecting me!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)

My offer still stands.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)

hello ginger pig

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:51, Reply)

Hi there swipeypoo.
How are you?
I've got a load of time off over christlemas, trying to plan a trip in to London with he who is late of this parish, if you're up for a curry and a lot of booze
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:53, Reply)

OH YES definitely!
I am not sure when I will be around, but he who must not be named has my number, so he can text me. woo.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Okay but no cat shit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:52, Reply)

No dice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:54, Reply)

:'(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 15:55, Reply)