I try not to acknowledge the existence of such abject lifefailures

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:56, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

lifefailures = people who do things you don't like

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 20:59, Reply)

no, people who have such failed lives that they have to dress up as orcs and have swordfights in the park.
I think I stopped that when I was 10. I'm nearly 34 now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Do you still do E?
Is this not a different take on escapism from the humdrum of the week?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:01, Reply)

every now and then, depends who's DJing innit
But nobody there is reenacting a 'Choose Your Own Adventure' book while suffering from crippling BO.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:04, Reply)

^ TGGI
Personally, I prefer alcohol for the same effect.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:04, Reply)

so, you're condoning LARP?
How the supercilious have fallen.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:05, Reply)

I'm simply saying that although I couldnt be fucking bothered to do it, I understand why people might

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:09, Reply)

I'm saying there is nothing wrong with wanting to escape from your everyday tedium.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:10, Reply)

chin chin!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:11, Reply)

Cheers!
I think you might like this gammon recipe I'm using:

Soak in cold water for 24 hours.
Simmer for 3 hours with 3 bay leaves, lump of ginger, cinnamon stick, corriander seeds, peppercorns, celery & carrot.

Then glaze with honey, smoked garlic, mustard powder & lemon zest.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:15, Reply)

That sounds good to me
I think the important thing is that the glaze thickens up quickly. Coca Cola ham time next weekend for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:16, Reply)

With this one you make the glaze separately beforehand, so you know you're happy with the consistency before you use it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:18, Reply)

I've always ended up boiling mine down before roasting after cooking the ham in it first
Bit more mustard powder and maple syrup in to get it extra chewy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)

I ent disagreeing with that
But LARP is tragic as fuck.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:12, Reply)

and every one of us cares for your opinion

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:13, Reply)

well of course you don't
Doesn't stop me stating it, does it?

No doubt you find the whole 'normal social life' thing to be equally risible.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Dec 2013, 21:16, Reply)