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WE USED TO HAVE A RIGHT LAUGH ON HERE! (, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.
A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.
Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.
"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"
Right, Froggles are you ready for this?
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"I'm a sexual predator with a food fetish, while this chap only shags fruit."(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:17,
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The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm fucking dis-custard."
The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
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"Sorry, I forgot, but I'm suffering from a particularly brutal case of thrush and have to maintain nob-to-yoghurt contact at all timeswhereas my friend here is deep in despair"
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:20,
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Jesus Stunned. Has it really come to this, I'm fucking disgusted.(
Peej, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:23,
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Everyone's fucked off, Stunned.Website evolution, innit? Give it another year and it'll just be Frank and Rory.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Dec 2013, 12:07,
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