There's a South African chap that works here.
He said something like "Ai dun't inderstarnd all the fess ovver it. He kulled a lit of people, right? They're ull fucking thieves inyway."

Apparently he spent some time in the South African army. He gave og some sage advice: "Ef you foind a blick in yer hice, shoot hem bit don't cull the police. Dreg hem utsoide end then cull thim."

He's a massive fucking racist in the non-lol sense.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Excellent accenting

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:56, Reply)

Eh'm gunna git ya beck ta ya boy, mate. Come on before ai chenge ma moind.
Fockin' prawn.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Nivva torn yur bick un a prown

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:00, Reply)

Bar manager at one of the student bars at UCL
was an ex-para from the Zimbabwe army. Or, "the Rhodesian army" as he put it, as he refused to acknowledge the forming of Zimbabwe. So you can probably guess his general racial beliefs. "Paint em blik and send em herm" was more or less his catchphrase.

Actually, if he's a short, stocky psycho called Alex, it's probably the same guy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 15:59, Reply)

Seems he found an appropriate task for his mental prowess after demobbing, though.

( Kroney, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:04, Reply)

Those Geordie Rhodesians get fucking everywhere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:05, Reply)

It's a remarkably similar emphasis on the word "home"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:06, Reply)

Home in a proper NE accent would be pronounced hyem
Ahm garn hyem
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Dec 2013, 16:24, Reply)