Ashally if there's nobody else
he's a majority.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 8:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

i think the rest of us would all prefer battered to die in a highly amusing way
not as much as we'd like dozer to get a septic bumhole from his hamster's claws and ooze himself to death, however.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Only if Grace is okay and rehoused with a loving caring owner that doesn't abuse her.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:12, Reply)

it's a shit encrusted shit rodent
flush it down the loo
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:14, Reply)

I'll rehouse you with a loving, caring owner that doesn't abuse you
in a minute.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:14, Reply)

the rspca?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:17, Reply)

My shed.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:19, Reply)

care instructions:
must be fed beer and gay e-cigarettes at regular intervals

requires regular washing and application of designer jumpers

will complain about the washing of said designer jumpers
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:22, Reply)

Nobody designs jumpers.
Old crones with runny noses knit them.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:26, Reply)

clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 18 Dec 2013, 9:16, Reply)