Morning OT how was it? I wuz good, had a nice time apart from missing Dr Who. That shall be rectified today.
I notice Rory has a version of my username. Bless, I've got my very own pikey stalker.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 10:18, 25 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Christmas Day was fantastic; the first one that micro is old enough to understand
Yesterday ruined me; a nine hour session in the pub. I am truly broken - have puked pure cider, snogged an ugly & woken up still feeling pissed (perhaps as I haven't eaten since Christmas Day). I cannot work out how I have ended up with a big cut on my left knee.

I am now on lock down; no booze or cigarettes or bad behaviour for at least 7 days.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 10:26, Reply)

'Manly handshakes'.
Glad you had a nicetime with your daughter mate, sound one. Did zhe carry you home from the pub?
I did the Boxing Day thing too, no mpre booze till the 31st for me.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Hahahaha.
Famous last hangover words!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)

This.
Bet he's in the juicer New Year's Eve pissing it up like a good 'un.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I am going to wait until the New Year before making any bold statements like that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I'm serious. I cannot recall feeling this bad in the last 20 years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Oh dear.
What the hell were you drinking? Just cider? Whisky makes me really ill, I want to die after I've been drinking that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Beer, cider, port, shots of patron, whisky & fuck knows what else.
First time I have drank spirits for years. The patron in particular was excellent.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Tequila ruins me.Fucking ruins me.
Only like port with brandy really.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

It was the coffee flavoured one. Dangerously drinkable.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)

This morning's puke must have been an interesting taste.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I've got a couple bottles of Patron at home.
It is very nice.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Lovely stuff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:12, Reply)

So what are you up to today?
Dying at home?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Yes. I haven't even got the energy for a shit, let alone a wank.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:21, Reply)

That's some hangover!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Worst one for many years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:33, Reply)

bold statements outright lies
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)

Looks like we're going to have to pull out of flying to Ireland to see my mother in law today.
My whiskey hangover approves of this, and crosses my fingers that this will indeed be the case.

Last night I sang songs at karaoke. I hate myself.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:36, Reply)

What songs?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:38, Reply)

Karaoke is a serious offence.
'True' , Spandau Ballet, is capital.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:02, Reply)

I think Last Christmas was among them.
I was fucking arseholed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 13:10, Reply)

Good, ta.
I have a new set of cufflinks and shirt studs for the New Year's party and a trip to drive an Aston Martin around a race track to look forward to.

I also almost definitely have now got double-gout.
( Kroney, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:42, Reply)