Christmas Day was fantastic; the first one that micro is old enough to understand
Yesterday ruined me; a nine hour session in the pub. I am truly broken - have puked pure cider, snogged an ugly & woken up still feeling pissed (perhaps as I haven't eaten since Christmas Day). I cannot work out how I have ended up with a big cut on my left knee.

I am now on lock down; no booze or cigarettes or bad behaviour for at least 7 days.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 10:26, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

'Manly handshakes'.
Glad you had a nicetime with your daughter mate, sound one. Did zhe carry you home from the pub?
I did the Boxing Day thing too, no mpre booze till the 31st for me.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Hahahaha.
Famous last hangover words!!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:08, Reply)

This.
Bet he's in the juicer New Year's Eve pissing it up like a good 'un.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I am going to wait until the New Year before making any bold statements like that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I'm serious. I cannot recall feeling this bad in the last 20 years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Oh dear.
What the hell were you drinking? Just cider? Whisky makes me really ill, I want to die after I've been drinking that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:37, Reply)

Beer, cider, port, shots of patron, whisky & fuck knows what else.
First time I have drank spirits for years. The patron in particular was excellent.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Tequila ruins me.Fucking ruins me.
Only like port with brandy really.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:55, Reply)

It was the coffee flavoured one. Dangerously drinkable.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:56, Reply)

This morning's puke must have been an interesting taste.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I've got a couple bottles of Patron at home.
It is very nice.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Lovely stuff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:12, Reply)

So what are you up to today?
Dying at home?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:19, Reply)

Yes. I haven't even got the energy for a shit, let alone a wank.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:21, Reply)

That's some hangover!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Worst one for many years.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 12:33, Reply)

bold statements outright lies
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 14:57, Reply)