One day when it's neithet Xmas or New Year - what are we all doing?
I'm off to a big buffet-style thing with lots of my favourite food. I intend to get drunk too.*
Alt: What was your most disappointing prezzie. Mine was some socks, specially relaxed at the ankle so as not to aggravate varicose veins.
Altalt: What ludicrously-priced thing did you buy a loved one?
Altaltalt: Why will no-one make me a Venn diagram of how much of a cunt Al is?

*cue 'Wow, heavy drinking is so cool' and 'I'd drink heavily if I lived in Coventry' comments
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 18:45, 20 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YM.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 18:46, Reply)

My mum?
Still dead.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 18:52, Reply)

Been preparing my annual accounts all day.
Breaking off now to consume quantities of red wine.
No alt.
No alt alt.
Never been to Coventry.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Dec 2013, 19:05, Reply)

we should send you there

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 19:10, Reply)

If you do I won't talk to you.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:11, Reply)

.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:02, Reply)

I'm watching Superman.
It's really shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 19:27, Reply)

Amazing will power demonstrated right there Jeff.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:11, Reply)

I'm still watching it.
It's still shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:15, Reply)

Good lad.
*ruffles hair*
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:21, Reply)

It goes off in 25 minutes.
Thankfully.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:31, Reply)

I hope you're talking about the movie.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:52, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:38, Reply)

To be fair, you do seem a little tragic, and might want to reevaluate your drinking.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:49, Reply)

I might go to the pub.
A reward for sitting through a shit film.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 20:52, Reply)

Yeah piss off then, nobody likes you anyway

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:01, Reply)

HH!
SKipping cunt how's yew?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Fuck off Rory

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Fuck off Al.
Good Crimbo? How's the ex. NObbed her yet?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:25, Reply)

Nahhhh...still a bit busy doing YM up the wrong un

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 27 Dec 2013, 21:28, Reply)