Best present: a Charles Mingus LP
Worst present: a shit Christmas jumper
Best time: It was all pretty good really apart from:
Worst time: Spending most of the 27th squirting a foul gravy from my bottom.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Dearest T
I do so love you.

With the sincerest regards of the month,


Your devoted friend,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 10:30, Reply)

Dear FMD-S (Ret.)
I thank you warmly for your kind words.
You know that the feeling is mutual.
I do hope that our friend Battered prefers your latest approach to posting words on the internet.

Forever yours,
T
xx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 10:34, Reply)

The best approach would be for him to stop posting.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 10:38, Reply)

D'you think Nakers will stick to his resolution to stop posting?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 10:39, Reply)

I doubt it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)

My dearest T
I cannot express strongly enough how gladdened I was to receive your letter.

I am of course warmly looking forward to receiving the approval (and digital ministrations) of our beloved mutual friend, B.

I shall of course wing you a fond epistle upon receiving this marvellous news.


With eternal admiration and fondest respect,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 10:40, Reply)

officelols for foul gravy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 10:31, Reply)

There were no lols in my bathroom :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 10:35, Reply)

On the 3rd day of Christmas, bad guts gave to me
an arse that pisses rusty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 10:46, Reply)