Dearest B
I am so pleased to receive your latest correspondence; I only hope that you are as well as I and that the happiness you were seeking over the feast of St Stephen found its way to your door.

As always,

FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:26, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

you are mentally unwell and physically sick
why would you wish that on anyone else?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Dearest R
While I may be unhappy that your latest letter is naught but a stream of invective, I do pray that you find peace and happiness, not least in your courtship with my dear friend and confidante, F.

I trust that in time your joy and bliss will manifest themselves in such a way as to spread these positive tidings throughout this beautiful corner of the internet.

Ever yours my sweet,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:32, Reply)

wow
someone's hamster has crawled up to new places they've never touched before
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

The H spot

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)

My dear girl
I can offer no explanation other than the simple pleasure of your online company.

Yours winningly,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 13:35, Reply)