Dearest OT
Alright.

Yours, eternally,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:32, 29 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

New year, new Dozer.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Dearest FMD-S (Ret.),
Word has reached me via digital communication regarding your offer of employment with a new benefactor.

I wish you my heartfelt congratulations in this most singular affair, and pray you will be blessed with the knowledge and wisdom necessary in making the correct decision to both further your career, and enhance your life.

Please be aware that you, as always, have my full support in whatever direction life takes you, and I wish you the very best of luck and happiness for the future.

Your friend,

F.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)

My dearest and beloved F
Many thanks indeed for your kindest of words in this matter.

I do of course reciprocate your kind thoughts at this time.

With love,


FMD-S (Ret)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:47, Reply)

Well if someone read this they wouldn 't guess which one
of you three is gay.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:49, Reply)

They would conclude.
All of them.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:50, Reply)

I would be unaninimous in that.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:53, Reply)

Nah! Dozer's one of them multisexual-not fussy-any hole's a goal-cunts

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:53, Reply)

My dearest E
Felicitations to you at this most marvellous time of year.

Your devoted friend and confidante,

FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:53, Reply)

Fuck off Rory

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:54, Reply)

get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:55, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 17:56, Reply)

*taps nose*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:00, Reply)

Bit early for the snorty stuff, isn't it?
Look at these icons we goaded each other into. I have an old SLR. You seem to have two sacks of coal.

Is this what we paid for?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:05, Reply)

I had the camera too but deemed it shit.
You can change it for Darth Vader, a heart or summat else in your profile options.

Swizzed mate.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:09, Reply)

That's Darth Vader, is it?
Looks like a couple of bags of nutty slack to me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:11, Reply)

I might be Northern but I'm not that au fait with coal.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:12, Reply)

I'm Northern and old
I know a bag of nutty slack when I see one.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:15, Reply)

Nowt gay about my reply!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Well this is good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:08, Reply)

Dearest JTDF
Go eat a bag of dog dicks.

Yours,


FMD-S (Ret.)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:09, Reply)

I'm slightly braindead after sifting through hundreds of emails sent over the New year.
Kinda glad we came back to work for Thurs and Fri though, to get this out the way.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:11, Reply)

You seem like a good geezer so let me ask you...
Is this a serious statement?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:14, Reply)

Yeah, kind of. Have had to sort out a LOT of stuff today am now all caught up for the solicitors getting back next week :)

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:25, Reply)

What sort of customer service is this?
I'm maxed out on my Bright House account, Big Ken is knocking on my door - I NEED to fall over in Aldi tomorrow and get compensation or I'll loose my kneecaps.

Monday isn't good enough.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:50, Reply)

I just manage the admin side of things.
Please hold to speak to a manager
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:53, Reply)

I must speak to your manager right away
My house may be repossessed if I don't keep up with their payments so I really need to claim right now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:59, Reply)

*tinny hold music*
NO.. You need to press 'hold' and then 'transfer'



...





*tinny hold music*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:20, Reply)

lose

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 18:56, Reply)

Change

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Jan 2014, 19:00, Reply)