don't take this the wrong way mate, but she MUST be dead...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:32, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

TERRIBLE BULLYING OF THE DEAD MUM CLUB

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:34, Reply)

Why?
My dad is older than edj and his mum is still alive
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:34, Reply)

yeah, but you people all have kids in your teens dontcha?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:36, Reply)

Well my dad was in his 30s when I was born

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:38, Reply)

that's what he tells you
in truth your poor quality diet, freezing cold bomb damaged house and lack of outdoor time stunted your growth making you look like your 30, when actually you are 45.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:41, Reply)

Yes I do look young for my age thanks

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:45, Reply)

heavy smoking always helps with that

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:47, Reply)

I have the bloodwork and skin of a much younger woman

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:49, Reply)

ha ha old dad

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:42, Reply)

ha ha dad's got a new family

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:44, Reply)

yes because he was young enough to manage it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Jan 2014, 21:46, Reply)