Returned from from 2 week holiday on Sat to discover that last act of dearly beloved before leaving was to stick a 4 pint milk carton in door of freezer.
..Which expanded and popped open the door.
Two week old fish, chicken and crayfish is a Christmas spectacular from a maggots perspective.
Plus, the smell, oh God, the smell.
(BeatsWork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 8:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good morning. Are you new here?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 8:54, Reply)

New-ish. Wandered in to admit knowledge of favourite Aussie meltdown, then Wandered off again.
(BeatsWork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 8:56, Reply)

Ah you're the guy who met ringo eye arr ell, aintcha?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 9:04, Reply)

Yep, but let's move on to new and exciting!
(BeatsWork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Yeah!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 9:06, Reply)

Alt. Restocking the freezer with crayfish.
Alt alt. There is no wrong answer possible.
(BeatsWork, Mon 6 Jan 2014, 8:54, Reply)