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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Jesus, if you think lightbulbs are manly
it's no wonder you struggle with pulling decent men

/no offence froggers.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:30, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
they are when it involves incredibly high ceilings and a wobbly stepladder and complicated spotlight things
obviously I can cope with the ordinary sort. I change all my own lamps and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:31, Reply)
But not a battery in a clock.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
I DIDN'T HAVE ANY BATTERIES
i'd used them all in my vibrator because like mick jagger said...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
"You can't always get what you want...
but if you try sometimes, you might find that you get what you need"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)
no, about painting a red door black
GOD, YOU ALWAYS GET IT WRONG.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Jeepers!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Creepers!
Where d'you get those Peepers?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J25Q5zvjzoQ
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:40, Reply)
"you can bleed all over me" ?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:46, Reply)
No wonder she's always late for work

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
^^^^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)
so your issue is that ladders are manly?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:32, Reply)
you're not my real ladder

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:33, Reply)
well, duh.
Your real ladder probably never asked you to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
what, climb on, balance on top, and screw?
I should hope NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:34, Reply)
just as long as you don't confuse a bayonet for a screw, hmm?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:36, Reply)
oh, that's your excuse

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
no, my excuse is that the fitting is too small for the bulb.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:41, Reply)
that would explain why your bulb never gets blown

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)
FUNNILY ENOUGH SHE DID CONFUSE A GU5.3 FOR A GU10 LOLOLOL!!!11!11!1

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Oh, froggers. I don't know how you put up with it.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:42, Reply)
It's getting embarrassing tbh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 7 Jan 2014, 9:43, Reply)

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