I have never pulled a sickie and wouldn't, its theft. Book a holiday day in advance.
I have only had one day off sick in the last 24 months. I couldn't really help it, I was on my way to work and the car I was in was rear ended at speed and I was carted off to hospital. I had the snip in my lunch break and went right back to work. I'm fucking awesome me.
( Peej, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:50, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's not theft, they have outmoded business practices!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Its theft and people that do it are worse than H from Steps Watkins!

( Peej, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Best I've got is working a half day after breaking my foot on the way to work
Or the time I was back at work 5 days after becoming a Jew, per se. (you're meant to take longer)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:52, Reply)

typical Kike

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Yeh right
You can sit around at work just the same as you sit around at home. My nuts hurt like fuck but they would have hurt just the same at home.
( Peej, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:55, Reply)

more, probably, what with Mrs PJ booting you in them,

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Yeh right,
like she goes anywhere near them!
( Peej, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Yes, but at home I didn't have to wear trousers
Or underwear.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Your work place sounds pretty draconian mate.
I'd quit if they made me wear trousers and underwear here.
( Peej, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:09, Reply)

I know, it's horrible.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Bet you've had to explain a few book related bruises to your boss.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:54, Reply)

Nah, she aims for places where the bruises don't show.
Above the hair line etc.
( Peej, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:56, Reply)

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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Browsing and contributing to this website actually falls under the conditions of my employment

( Peej, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 10:59, Reply)

You work for Dogsnkidzfingered-While-U-Wait's Launceston branch?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Fuck off, i'm not working for Northerners.

( Peej, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 11:08, Reply)