suggest a present? i've had to buy two for the fecker
alt: are you kidding? I set the trends.

altalt: they picked the meeting when I am doing my post Christmas water diet to have really fucking good sandwiches. I resisted and now have a litre of evian and a cup of mushroom soup.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:35, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

alt: It's true, obesity is on the increase

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:37, Reply)

sorry
I couldn't hear you over the yoghurty beard. looks like your mum's minge when she gets thrush.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:41, Reply)

But you can read, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

Only out loud

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)

i didn't understand your provincial hamfisted efforts
they smelt of coventry
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)

Oh right, let me spell it out for you then
I was calling you fat
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)

ah
witty AND original AND accurate
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:00, Reply)

^ Upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)