The old prick next door to me is a pain.
He's a moany old gossip, slags me off to the other neighbour and vice versa. Cos I work away I have managed to avoid him for probably a year, but in the summer he has a habit of standing out the front waiting to ensnare passers by to moan and complain to. I hope he dies.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:00, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Neighbours are cunts generally. Mine wasn't a patient of ours till he discovered Iwas a doctor apparently. I mentioned it to him a few weeks later he was in my fucking consulting room.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:10, Reply)

The other side ones are alright, as I made a decision not to talk to them or become too friendly.
I did that before with some and they kept 'popping round' , asking favours and slipping notes through the door asking me if I fancied a pint. I'm glad they moved/died.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)

Notes asking if you fancied a pint?
Sounds like homosexual grooming mate.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)

Possibly. They weren't from here and moved down from London, so didn't know anyone. I imagine you did the same when you moved to York
Difference being I did meet the bloke for a beer
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:14, Reply)

nah, when I moved to York I knew some people anyway from school and all I needed was the number of a decent dealer.
made loads of friends when I started work at one of York's largest employers innit bruv
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)

From school? Paedo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:26, Reply)

yer I did my A Levels and my S Level in East Yorkshire innit bruv

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:33, Reply)

Yeah well I didn't do a levels, that is why I'm a bit 'Jason' innit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:35, Reply)

'music tech HND'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:35, Reply)

I never studied music. My talent comes naturally.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:39, Reply)

nobody was talking to you here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:43, Reply)

you mean there's more than one Jason?
I've been lied to all these years.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:44, Reply)

pretty sure I was talking to Frog here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:45, Reply)

When I said 'Jason" I was implying 'thick as pigshit'
I apologise if this wasn't made clear enough for your simpleton brain.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:47, Reply)

bullies.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:49, Reply)

Bully's

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:49, Reply)

bully for you

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:52, Reply)

DISTINCTION

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:40, Reply)

My neighbour is a massive student house. I get new batches of cunts every year or so.
The ones at the minute aren't bad but the ones before always partied mid-week.
Good job my plastic screw on ears come out at night.

Upstairs neighbours have always been ok. Got a Kawasaki riding Arab lad there at the minute. Seems nice enough. Always at the Mosque.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:14, Reply)