I have a friend of a friend who I was introduced to as she lives near me
She is the most whiny, self involved cunt I have ever met. Always an issue with her, she is always sick or moaning about her job.
Her facebook updates (of which there are many) are so self indulgent it makes me bristle.
she always uploads selfies of her pouty self and her long-suffering, bong eyed boyfriend.

Generally I don't suffer fools or cretins but I'm keeping her as a testament to how bad I could have it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:06, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^ upset

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:08, Reply)

YOU FUCKIN ASKED!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:09, Reply)

I think he should just tell Swipe to fucking stop whining and get on with it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 7:15, Reply)

Maybe now you understand why I find you abhorrent

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:10, Reply)

WOAH!
My internet witterings aren't really a good representation of myself
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)

^ upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)

Mine are. I'm exactly like this in real life. Everything i do, say and repeat on here is absolute factual truth and in no way pissing about online.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:17, Reply)

I expect you are far more unpleasant in person

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:19, Reply)

Only to look at.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:20, Reply)

I can't even stand to see your username on my screen

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)

I think you are quiet in real life, and not as funny, but as if not more boring.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:23, Reply)

I'm even duller than I am on here, if you can imagine that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)

I can when I play your record and read your posts at the same time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)

Errrgh I bet you touch yourself at the same time you filthy deviant

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:29, Reply)

Of course I do you sexy hairy fuckbeast

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:31, Reply)

You lack the intelligence to convincingly create an online persona removed from your own vapid and inane personality.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:17, Reply)

I am as nice, probably as 'thick' also.
I dunno mind. My other half is very intelligent and we always end up having quite in depth stoned chatter.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:23, Reply)

YEAH I BET YOU DO
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)

Hahaaaa!!
Fuck off!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:25, Reply)

yeah, stoned chatter is renowned for its intellectual rigour innit Jase

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:25, Reply)

Never put the world to rights when wrecked?
some of those ideas make sense!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)

Really? They make sense?
Do they though? Do they?

I was a massive caner from about 14/15 until about 30 and I never won no Nobel prizes, knawotimean bruv?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:28, Reply)

Did you apply any of them?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:30, Reply)

haha you fucken tool

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:30, Reply)

I too dislike people when I recognise my own negative traits in them.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)

There's a word for this but I can't remember it, that was my point exactly anyway.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)

Was the word 'homosexualistloathing'?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:13, Reply)

I think it's 'gaymirrorism'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)

man, I do love a good bit of mirror

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:18, Reply)

I bought a new jumper at the weekend. The colour is 'triangle'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)

That's in my top six favourite colours

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:22, Reply)

I had wanted something triangle for a while, so I was pleased.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:23, Reply)

nice work
I want a pair of those skull cufflinks by Butler and Wilson.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)

Still want that fox jumper but the company has gone away now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:25, Reply)

There's a jacket by The Hundreds which is at the top of my list
And a hat by Indecision.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)

There's another pair of timberlands I didn't buy in time and now they only have them in a size fucking six

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:28, Reply)

size six?
that's kids sizes, you paedo
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:31, Reply)

Unisex bruv, you must know about women's feet sizes because of your weird fetish

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:34, Reply)

It's not weird

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:36, Reply)

Totes weird

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:41, Reply)

nah it's normal
Benditry is weird.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:42, Reply)

They are equal

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:43, Reply)

NO WAY

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:44, Reply)

I imagine you being a bit of a loner Dozer, considering the fact you spend most of your time feeling superior to folk.
I can't see people standing for your ways in reality.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)

au contraire, my homosexual friend, I have plenty of friends and in real life am nowhere near this much of a tosser.
I'm surprised that a man with your intelligence didn't realise this already.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:18, Reply)

You missed the (!) out

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)

No, I really didn't

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:23, Reply)

alright swipe

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:26, Reply)