I have a friend of a friend.
He's really good looking, impeccable taste in music, chicks dig him, he's aged incredibly well (gets better with age in fact), is really smart, pretty funny and knows his oats in a fair few subjects.

I can't stand him, the smug, elitist fucking prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:16, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Like a little budgerigar pecking at its mirror and whistling.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:17, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2183238
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:20, Reply)

AND it's his favourite colour.
It's all fitting together
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:21, Reply)

^ upset

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:22, Reply)

You don't half milk that dry.
Give it a glass of water
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:24, Reply)

Did you fill it with tears?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)

tears of orphan kittums

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:29, Reply)

No, my favourite colour is camouflage

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:27, Reply)

I can't help it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Jan 2014, 22:18, Reply)