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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Phallic carpentry :o)
We are in the process of having a new kitchen fitted (10th day of camping in the living room). Today two canny lads are mitre-ing(sp?) the work tops.

I just overheard them discussing male and female bits.....

Being me, I rushed out to investigate further. The template they are using has huge cock-shaped parts (in my mind anyway).

I asked Gary to explain the system.

"Those holes there are the female parts. The other bench will come in at a right-angle to that one and the male ends butt into the female slots...."


I need a pack of tena ladies.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:02, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
You want to listen to the engineering lot.
It's all flanges and grease nipples and shafts.


It's all I can do to keep a straight face at work each day.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:22, Reply)
Well, if it's innuendos at work, I'll give you one
The chef lost his knife today, and was running around the kitchen asking if anyone had seen his big chopper.
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:35, Reply)
The template they are using has huge cock-shaped parts (in my mind anyway).
Have you had the doctor check out DG's cock? I think something may be amiss....
(, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 20:10, Reply)
MM
I don't understand - why would a doctor want to look at my chickens? Wouldn't a vet be more appropriate?

I don't even keep chickens, so your statement is a bit of a nonsense...
(, Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:05, Reply)

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