Phallic carpentry :o)
We are in the process of having a new kitchen fitted (10th day of camping in the living room). Today two canny lads are mitre-ing(sp?) the work tops.

I just overheard them discussing male and female bits.....

Being me, I rushed out to investigate further. The template they are using has huge cock-shaped parts (in my mind anyway).

I asked Gary to explain the system.

"Those holes there are the female parts. The other bench will come in at a right-angle to that one and the male ends butt into the female slots...."


I need a pack of tena ladies.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 11:02, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You want to listen to the engineering lot.
It's all flanges and grease nipples and shafts.


It's all I can do to keep a straight face at work each day.
( girlinthehole, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 18:22, Reply)

Well, if it's innuendos at work, I'll give you one
The chef lost his knife today, and was running around the kitchen asking if anyone had seen his big chopper.
(Pretty strangers and promises, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 19:35, Reply)

The template they are using has huge cock-shaped parts (in my mind anyway).
Have you had the doctor check out DG's cock? I think something may be amiss....
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sat 9 Aug 2008, 20:10, Reply)

MM
I don't understand - why would a doctor want to look at my chickens? Wouldn't a vet be more appropriate?

I don't even keep chickens, so your statement is a bit of a nonsense...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 10 Aug 2008, 12:05, Reply)