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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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your husband singing along to Oasis as you drive to Xscape for your weekly ski lessons together(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:01, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
Followed by a £5.99 Sunday lunch at Brewers Fayre as a treat. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:03,
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i think the people who live there see their plastic chain restaurants as fine dining(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:04,
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using the '2 meals for a tenner' offer to save that all important 1.98(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Plus free puddings if you order two glasses of house white wine!(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:07,
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both the puddings would be for Gill, Ru*ri would be so smitten with his wife that he'd be blind to the ever increasing fat folds in her walrusesque body(, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)
i don't like puddingsI like them even less than I like your laughable pork chop sideburns
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:11,
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they ent pork chopsThey only come down to just above my jawline.
I have a great jawline and bone structure.
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He'd probably scrape the yeast out from between the folds & use it for brewing. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Jan 2014, 13:14,
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