froginthians 12:34
"And on the eighth day god created aids just in case men started bumming each other. God didn't like queers and showed them maximum disrespect by making them talk and walk funny"
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:19, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

That was kept hidden for a good thousand years or so...

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:21, Reply)

now I have returned to show you the righteous path

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:23, Reply)

Song of Dozer 45:16
And lo the Lord spoke and the Word was 'Get Fucked'
For the Lord knows the thoughts which reside in thine breast
And the thoughts of mens' pootubes with Cocks all up them
Caused him to sicken and smite all the botters.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:24, Reply)

Gospel of TD - 45:41
And I went unto to the den of iniquity
And I had fun and did danceth and cavort
Thus Lord, I thought - these benders can't all be bad
And reply came there - OK TD, danceth all you want
For there be straight birds in there too
And thou might get a shag
Lo this came to pass with a mucky bird
And my poor cock was ragged very sore
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:32, Reply)

You'll be stoned for that revelation!
It's all Leviticus up in here.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:37, Reply)

My brother, whom the gospel hath tought me to love
Does be a gayboy.

And I went with him.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Incest?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:44, Reply)

No, I did not went with him in biblical terms
On the night in question he went off with a taxi driver.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:46, Reply)

I'm going to get stoned because I believe that God put those plants there for a reason

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:41, Reply)

Cypress hill say the same thing at the start of one of their tracks, and even if you don't know if god is real, senn dogg sure as hell is and that should be enough for people

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 13 Jan 2014, 19:43, Reply)