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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Speaking as a "Black"
I can confirm the we cannot "swim"
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 14:58,
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11 years ago)
I bet swipey loves it when you roll up to meet her outside work, having been in the pub since four.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:00,
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i'm never ever late
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:02,
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Maybe you're pregnant then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:03,
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surely that would make me late?
once at least
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:13,
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No, it wouldn't.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:19,
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I have one pint at 4
Then generally I wait around for hours as she has absolutely no sense of timekeeping, by which time I complain as soon as I meet her and she takes me for another pint to shut me up and keep me happy.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:03,
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Aw you kids are so sweet
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Jan 2014, 15:06,
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