I would quite like to be made into a massive pie
With my cock and balls as the tiny decoration on the top.

Alt. I already live in a country idyll

altalt. Many people, normally when I realise that my mouth has said something vile and I am in the wrong company for it to be appreciated.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

somone asked me yesterday if i had always had a sick sense of humour. i dont think i do.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:29, Reply)

Thats the problem with having a sense of humour
If you can find humour in everything, is that sick? I don't think so.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)

Don't sell yourself short.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:48, Reply)

I would prove it but I dont have a zoom function

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)

want me to pat your purple head again?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:01, Reply)

Its more a purple thimble but hey why not

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:05, Reply)