Well mine always asks church/god/religion questions
because I told her from a young age that it was all bollocks and now teachers are telling her its not.
( Peej, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 14:55, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Yeah yeah Christopher Lee
Is all about the burning for your lot
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

please tell me that everyone else reads burning as bumming

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:03, Reply)

^ Projecting her desire for anal on to others ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:16, Reply)

that's fine, as you and mrs library book can tell her whatever you like
I was terrified of saying the wrong thing.

it was bad enough when my nephew picked up the ipad after i'd searched for "dick in a box". he didn't know what a "dick" was.

so he googled it............................. then came up to me and said, "auntie swipe, there was a bad word on daddy's ipad!"

I think I convinced him that auto-correct sometimes puts silly things on there. meh, he lives in Essex, he'll find out soon enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Why, is essex a hotbed of child buggery?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:04, Reply)

where isn't?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 15:22, Reply)