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It's precisely this spirit of rock n roll that keeps you so young

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:48, 1 reply, 11 years ago)
I paid my credit card too, it was £523 and some pence which I forget now

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Cool story bro

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I bagged up some clothes for charity too

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I miss stibbins

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)
he's the best we ever had

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:53, Reply)
Poor 'showman' :(

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showman is the new nakers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)
Why do all the new people begin with S?
Stibbins
Showman
Secondbesttroll
Sculptureofman
Stunned
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because you have sex with men in public toilets

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:00, Reply)
Oh, I will stop then until the quality of newcomers improves

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all these newcomers are jointly the best one on here

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:01, Reply)
Sportscow

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he's paki though
Does he wear a hat?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:03, Reply)
They all do

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do they all work in Greggs as well?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:06, Reply)
No Greggs employ blacks too

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Plus SMELLY FOOD

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:06, Reply)
Woah racism isn't cool

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This is more observational humour that pakis can laugh at and all when they recognise themselves

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Oh fair enough, sorry I got the wrong end of your high brow comedy gold

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I'm very clever like that stewart lee

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)
More Russ Abbott

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I agree there should be more russ abbot

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:19, Reply)
He loves a party with a happy atmosphere

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Look man, we HAVE to move on, Stibbins is gone now and we all just have to get on with our lives as best we can

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alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:54, Reply)
get fucked

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Shot off

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camouflage

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Triangle

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clear

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:57, Reply)
pricks

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:01, Reply)
that's not a colour, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:02, Reply)
He's such a twat

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But it's my favourite colour

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:04, Reply)
all that low grade cannabis has taken its toll

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:04, Reply)
He's been spending too much time with his low intelligence wife

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and Captain Placid

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:07, Reply)
TWANG CLUB IS A HIGHLY RESPECTED MUSICAL COLLECTIVE

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:10, Reply)
yeah like one direction are

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:12, Reply)
nice 1 'mong tiger'

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Swipe has one direction limited edition toothpaste

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Is that what makes her beautiful to you?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:16, Reply)
It's certainly one of the few plus points

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hey how come you don't begin with an s?

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Battered begins with a b

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topical as well as edgy
You're a pretty 'close to the knuckle' kinda guy, huh?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:15, Reply)
unlike you whos more "ringpiece close to the knuckle"

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:18, Reply)
She's dragging me down, man
Is it any wonder I chase the cheap thrills of shit soapbar?
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twang club wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 22:10, Reply)
Your wife's mental issues are not an excuse for your drug abuse

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Ah well, it was fun while it lasted

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get fucked
Alright
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:56, Reply)
Yer innit

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it's anecdotes like these which will save Off Topic

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Yes, that and posting 'alright'

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get fucked

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Jan 2014, 21:52, Reply)
'Yer'

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'alright'

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