Clean as a whistle me, I don't even wank in public anymore
Alt: I've got a plastic prop spider somewhere that was used in Arachnophobia. Surely that's within the six degrees of celebrity status you need to get asked to be on a reality show
*crosses fingers for Celebrity Funhouse*
*waits by the phone*

Altalt: A low fat deli pasta box thing. Can't.Fucking.Wait.

Altaltalt: I don't recognise half the people on here these days so I think they're already here.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:36, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I wouldn't be hoping for a day with Pat sharp 'Bill Clay'
I bet them cheerleaders are hanging now too.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Nah, they don't usually wheel out the old presenters for these celeb update things
It's a quick check of the "80s TV Cunt/Yewtree shortlist" Venn diagram before they put in a call to Vernon Kay or someone shit from a panel show.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:43, Reply)

i saw the funhouse twins in maidstone, true story

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:44, Reply)

Cor!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Jan 2014, 12:46, Reply)