Alt: That kid's flat is about a mile from mine
I'm saying nothing but I've got a cast iron alibi.

Although I think his dad's taken him.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:51, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

UP THE ARSE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)

You should tell the police of your groundbreaking theory

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)

I think, Froggers, it's just possible they've considered that one.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)

On your head be it.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:54, Reply)

I doubt it Scottish plod innit
They will be hunting for haggis
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)

I blame Bent Jason

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)

Also
Why aren't you outside being all hand wringing and pretending to care, while secretly hoping you get interviewed on telly so you can show what a good citizen you are.
#widaanglesnoo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:10, Reply)

I'm not hand-wringing about people specifically
they can generally fuck off.

I'm more yoghurt-knitting on a global level, you dig?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)

I bet they checked the loft properly this time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)