I annoy people just by staying alive.
I find people who don't get to the point or those who 'communicate by hint' teeth-grindingly annoying. If you want me to know something just fucking tell me, don't expect me to wheedle the information from you. See also - 'vaguebooking'
Alt: It's never too early for lunch. Today I shall be having Heinz oxtail soup.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:56, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

You can't have that long left now, surely
You're well old
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Yeah - I'm staring down the barrel of my 54th birthday in a few months
Mind you, the heavy drinking is surely shortening my lifespan so, silver lining and all that.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)

so, women then?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:00, Reply)

If only this were so
Unfortunately I know some men who communicate by hint AND some that 'Vaguebook'! They don't talk to me much due to my less than polite way of dealing with their fucking useless communication skills. Normally by shouting 'GET THE FUCK ON WITH IT OR SHUT THE FUCK UP'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 20 Jan 2014, 11:04, Reply)