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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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put it in a cash ISA, yeah?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:28, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Trick question^

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:29, Reply)
don't, cash ISAs are for know-nothing spastics

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:29, Reply)
I know, I'll probably spread across funds ranging from property to emerging markets
And then I'd spread some on a mattress in a layby and have a group of fat tattood truckers take turns on your mums arse
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:32, Reply)
that's a safer investment than gold, right now.
truckers/dozer's mum's arse futures are red hot.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)
only an idiotic prick would invest in a single asset, and only an even bigger prick would invest in gold

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)
that's the.. oh, never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:36, Reply)
everybody knows that the best choice for retail investors right now is hedge funds

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)
I keep my money under a hedge, if that counts.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:38, Reply)
best place for it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Porn futures

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:40, Reply)
that sounds like a well diversified portfolio.
What proportion is going into the layby?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:33, Reply)
only ever put 25% in the layby
it's low risk but an unspectacular performer.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:34, Reply)
if it's low risk you'd expect low performance
It's best used to hedge against the institutional risk of investing in YM.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:36, Reply)
that's the.. oh, never mind.
YM is seriously high risk, though. But if it comes off, you'll be laughing all the way to the Bentley dealer.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:37, Reply)
yer, it was a setup for a lame 'YM' gag, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:39, Reply)
NEVER apologise for YM setups.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:43, Reply)
Enough to pay your mum for a months work
0.03%
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 17:35, Reply)

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