oh man, sick burn
Called a loser by the thirtysomething call centre worker, long term renter and all round thicko.

Struggling to see how you're 'winning' at anything apart from being a fat poof.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:04, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I miss Mono, he was a good fat poof.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)

Mono was back for a bit last week

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Awww. Is he still fat and tragic?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:11, Reply)

dunno

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)

Not being you seems to clinch it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)

yeah, the tragic life of a desperate poof is something I aspire to.
I've been crying into my bottle of Liquid Gold and listening to Above & Beyond, while drinking Lambrini but really struggling to see how it's aspirational in any way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)

and yet still, I'd sooner be me than you...
You could have all the success in the world and you'd still be a miserable, forum dwelling turnip.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:16, Reply)

oh man, another sick burn, how do you do it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:18, Reply)