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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello, how are we all? Who got picked on over the weekend when I wasn't here?
I got to meet Willam Belli over the weekend. He/She won't be famous to you lot but he/she was very funny
When did you last meet a 'celebrity' and how was it?

Alt. I got some gluten free bread sandwiches over the weekend too and it was like eating sawdust. You need to gluten to hold the bread together. Bit useless.
Aside from YM What else is useless?

AltAlt. I'm very excited about the new X Men film, which uses both casts from present and past films.The future Sentinels look bad ass.
www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=39920

What are you excited about?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:49, 150 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I'm quite excited about the end of this week, as I will have money to play with again.
xxxxx-free anything is generally bollocks - why can't people just regulate their intake? Idiots.

I require nut-free stuff as I'm allergic to nuts.

I once met Justin Sullivan. He nodded at Mrs V (she was too shy to come over) and she went all giggly.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Yeah I get the gluten free stuff for people who have an intolerance etc. but it wasn't even bread.
It was no substitute. Bit like eating a sawdust sandwich :(
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)
What is gluten intolerance? What does it do?
My nut allergy isn't fatal, to the chagrin of my friends and relatives - it just makes my mouth, lips, throat and tongue swell up very painfully.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:02, Reply)
It can be quite serious.
Were you young when you found out about it?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)
What - my nut allergy? Yeah - prolly about 7 or so. Had a brazil nut in chocolate on Christmas day morning, and couldn't eat for the rest of the day.
Mrs V didn't believe me until last year (we've been together 16 years), and I had some of her muesli, which had a nut in.

Bosh - couldn't eat for the rest of the day.

It's anaphylactic or whatever. But mild.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)
*Interesting fact of the day
Brazil Nuts are the only nut whose allergy can be sexually transmitted i.e. if you are allergic and have sex with someone who has eaten brazils it can trigger an attack...



*may not be interesting
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:11, Reply)
It's how I discovered ...
Interesting fact of the day 2:

Peanuts are not nuts. They're legumes.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Also baked beans.
They're not nuts either.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:22, Reply)
Neither are eggs. Or bananas.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)
I AM, THOUGH!
lol!
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)
I'm sure there's more.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)
dunno, I aint got it. I picked it up without looking.
A lass I used to have on my facebook seemed to have quite an intolerance to a lot of things. Kept her awake at night, crying in pain if she had bread. She moaned about it a LOT though so totes got unfriended.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Justice.
I had to unfriend a friend's boyfriend the other day, as all he posts is all that worthy anti-vivisection stuff.

I pointed out that most animals are wankers, and it became a race to unfriend each other, I think.

/IRL blog
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)
How the fuck is Facebook IRL?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)
That bit, edjogs, was a joke.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Presentation needs work Just a vagabond.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Reading comprehension skills need work, edjogs.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)
^NOT ALLERGIC TO NUTS^

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:02, Reply)
I used to work with someone who was allergic to gluten and she used to live mostly off boiled ham and chips.
Have you considered eating boiled ham and chips?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)
He is certainly partial to the odd portion of pork...

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Sam I Am.
Im not intolerant. it was hidden among the real sandwiches in M&S.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)
^ Real life doctor.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Gluten free bread is awful.
Revolting stuff.
Powdered milk is rank too. Or that vile coffeemate stuff or whatever it's called.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)
the only person on here who gives a shit about 'celebrities' is you.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:55, Reply)
So fuck off back to your 'alright' thread then, loser.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)
oh man, sick burn
Called a loser by the thirtysomething call centre worker, long term renter and all round thicko.

Struggling to see how you're 'winning' at anything apart from being a fat poof.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)
I miss Mono, he was a good fat poof.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)
Mono was back for a bit last week

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Awww. Is he still fat and tragic?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:11, Reply)
dunno

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:15, Reply)
Not being you seems to clinch it.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:10, Reply)
yeah, the tragic life of a desperate poof is something I aspire to.
I've been crying into my bottle of Liquid Gold and listening to Above & Beyond, while drinking Lambrini but really struggling to see how it's aspirational in any way.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
and yet still, I'd sooner be me than you...
You could have all the success in the world and you'd still be a miserable, forum dwelling turnip.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:16, Reply)
oh man, another sick burn, how do you do it?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Alt: Your threads

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)
Tell it to the post counts

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 12:56, Reply)
I don't care tbh

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)
to be fair, the only people who care about post counts and the 'popular' page are vapid pricks

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)
jason is the only one who starts multiple threads a day anyway

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)
he's very needy and desperate for attention

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)
This constant flirting is both desperate and embarrassing.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:11, Reply)
about you, not to you

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
It's depressing the cult of 'celebrity', where people are famous for being famous, or sleeping with someone else.
Half these cunts in the redtops, I've never heard of.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:04, Reply)
Someone was moaning about people famous from reality shows shouldn't be allowed on other reality shows.
I reckon we just kill anyone who applies for a reality show. And their children.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:06, Reply)
I was in quite trendy gay bar over the weekend and still knew most of the songs they played.
I like to think I'm still in touch with things. :)
Made me feel less old!
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Or, perhaps more accurately, the 'quite trendy gay bar' is less in touch with things than you thought

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)
You might just be on to something here...

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Or "In Ireland" as it is otherwise known

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)
haha!

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:28, Reply)
You tranny loving fruity Gay boy.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)
^ tggi

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Not sure I've really ever met any celebrities properly

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:05, Reply)
I met one of the lady gladiators in Webbs garden centre when I was a nipper.
Got a signed postcard and everything.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)
TECHNICALLY A GLADIATRIX

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Oh man, Andrew Kerred again :(

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Technically a gladiatrix

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)
KERR

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)
I like the cut of your jib.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:09, Reply)
You've talked to several here.
I'm very famous really but hide behind this username.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:08, Reply)
Dr Legg?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:18, Reply)
No, Chummy Noakes.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:30, Reply)
I think the last 'celebrity' I met was Johnny Lynch, otherwise known as The Pictish Trail
It was alright.

Alt: My mum is pretty useful acksherly.

Altalt: I'm not a particularly excitable person.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:07, Reply)
No you didn't.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:12, Reply)
SHUT UP YES I DID

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Yeah right.
I bet you saw him across the street and were too scared to go over and say hello, but you told all your mates he liked your trainers.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:25, Reply)
He DID like my trainers :(

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Just upping the reply count here

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:14, Reply)
it validates Jason's otherwise empty life to know that his posts receive a lot of replies.
Typical thicko, equating popularity to quality.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:17, Reply)
tell it to the post counts

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:18, Reply)
ent no arguing with a thicko, is there?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)
Tell it to my heart

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:20, Reply)
That line was taylor-made for you

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:22, Reply)
For those interested in celebrity.
www.dignitas.ch/index.php?lang=en
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:18, Reply)
Looks forrin

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:19, Reply)
The list of qualifications to be termed a 'celebrity'
these days is expanding faster than Tetsuo at the end of Akira. I was in the Loughborough Echo dressed as Mickey Mouse back in the eighties so I'm bound to be popping in 'the jungle' next year. And by jungle I mean YM.

Altalt: The 25 covers thing looks pretty cool. If the film can corral that amount of characters and plot into a coherent, exciting couple of hours without it being a self-absorbed over-crowded mess I'll be pleasantly surprised.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Also, as an 80's celebrity, I'd expect a call from operation Yewtree

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:33, Reply)
*starts wallpapering*

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:42, Reply)
84

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:36, Reply)
you know what's needed?
A thread which will generate incisive conversation, fruity banter and joie de vivre. A thread we can all get behind, a thread representing our hopes and fears for the future.

We need another 'alright' thread.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Alright

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:53, Reply)
96

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:57, Reply)
86

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:39, Reply)
87

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:40, Reply)
89

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Cheer up, you fannies.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Innit.
Bunch of moaning minnies.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:21, Reply)
It was raining on my way into work this afternoon. I got wet.
I ducked into a shop to buy a fancy new umbrella and was all excited about using it, but when I got outside it was sunny :(

I'm moderately excited about a telephone interview for a job I've got next week. I'm more excited about getting called to be told the new engine for my car is ready. I'm even more excited that it's payday on Friday and I'm practically giddy with excitement over going to Le Mans with my brother later this year.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:51, Reply)
I fail to see how test driving an umbrella can be exciting

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 13:59, Reply)
Kroney works in IT support.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Thanks.
I assume new pens, and Meccano are a buzz too?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Actually Meccano is pretty good. I take that back.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Man, you should've been there that day there was a female visitor in the office.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)
I heard the the server room looked like the nest from aliens by the end of the day

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Or he is Mary Poppins

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:06, Reply)
He is certainly a big fucking mary

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)
you must have spent more on repairing that car
than you did to buy it
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Ent a repair, it's an improvement.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:04, Reply)
improving from non functioning
to functioning yeah
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Cars are just things to you, I presume.
Do you resent spending money on yours?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)
I bought a good functioning car
so I don't need to spend money on it...

I always name my cars, that's how much I care... I bet you don't name yours


Soooooo NEREREREREREREREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Well, some people like spending money on things they enjoy.
Mine also has a name. I named it after a horse.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:14, Reply)
Black beauty innit

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:17, Reply)
Devon Loch?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:18, Reply)
I think you said before actually
and I know it wasn't Sleipnir,

was it alexander the greats horse

Or Sutin?
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:18, Reply)
Copenhagen.
Because its numberplate ends KWP, which sort of sounds similar, if you're Welsh.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:21, Reply)
Or because a small child has pissed in the middle of it

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:22, Reply)
Ah wellingtons horse
Sleipnir is still better
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:23, Reply)
That's a city

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)
It is, yes.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:24, Reply)
I had to google william belli now my phone has gay AIDs
I know 1 very famous person and a couple of mildly famous people irl, so them I guess.

I am now leaving coventry, it is sahithole, I genuinely can't emphasise that enough
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Who are they then sahithead?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:04, Reply)
secret innit
1 hollywood actor, 2 tv actors
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Oh in that case I know four tv actresses and seven movie actresses and we regularly had sexual orgies until recently

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:07, Reply)
Oh those 7
(you need to get yourself checked out froggy)
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Nah it's symptomless

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:10, Reply)
Does the cast of Byker Grove and Geordie Shore count?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:23, Reply)
You 'shore' are a 'Geordie' 'count' Jason.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:25, Reply)
That would be sahing fhog.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Wait. you stayed overnight and you didn't meet up with me for 15 minutes of awkward, stilted conversation?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:06, Reply)
You can do that online

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:08, Reply)
It's less awkward to log off though

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)
Yeah, you're right, soooooo how are things with you.....?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:12, Reply)
To be fair he did watch you quite intently last night
you were just asleep
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Hardly seemed worth paying for a taxi across town

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:15, Reply)
What's a William Belli, Nakers?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:06, Reply)
It's an Italian euphemism for having sex between the folds of a gunt.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:11, Reply)
I would imagine that flesh sores provide ample lubrication.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:13, Reply)
True, but crumbs and that can really chafe
and as for the tv remote.....ow
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Tranny

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:15, Reply)
Bit rude, I only asked.
Prick.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:25, Reply)
That's what makes the a tranny

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:30, Reply)
Could we have a new thread please?
Bored of this one.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:31, Reply)
Let's get this one up to 200 so Jason feels better about himself yeah?

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Online validation is where it's at.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
166

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
wouldnt it be better to stop at 199
so he always feels slightly unfulfilled
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Seems a bit mean spirited, it means a lot to him

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Any of you guys use a telecoms company with work?
We're with unitel at the minute but they are shite. Looking into other options
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:33, Reply)
Most companies use telephones these days

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=martin+32+telecommunications
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:34, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Must be a meme

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Must be the music

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)
It must have been love

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Mustafa leak

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:44, Reply)
There are some Lols on that page

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:46, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1362515
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:31, Reply)

on a very tenuous link...

Been reading the phone hacking stuff at the moment and I have decided that if she asked very nicely I would do a big sex on Sienna Miller.
(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:43, Reply)
She's a bit naked in that Factory Girl film.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 14:45, Reply)
She's an attractive girl, but her tits were nothing to write home about in that film.

(, Tue 28 Jan 2014, 15:32, Reply)

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