A mini chocolate button? What the fuck is that?
Buttons are small enough anyway, why make a mini one?
A gargantuan one would be good though. I prescribe a tin of Quality Street.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:46, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

The different packaging and presentation of food is pointless.
They should have created food pills by now.

They could be dispensed only at certain times, and you'd have to have an ID of some form to get yours - like the cat feeders for when you go on holiday.

Then there wouldn't be any more fatsos.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:48, Reply)

Yeah
and flying cars, and silver space suit style clothing... Oh and wheres my fucking robot butler
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:50, Reply)

Id like a robot butler.And a hoverboard. And a biscuit now,I'm fucking hungry.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:52, Reply)

No biscuits without shagging mums first!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:54, Reply)

A larger version of Big Trak might be fun.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 9:53, Reply)

They could put pedals in it and a wheel in the front that you could use:
to steer the thing and maybe cut down the amount of wheels to 4 putting 1 in each corner
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:00, Reply)

That would be great!
You could have real working doors to get in and out of it, and lights on it for when it goes forwards and backwards.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Awesome
I think we are onto a silk underpants idea, I will see if I can crowd source some funding
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:06, Reply)

I'm gonna synergise some core competencies on this mother!

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:09, Reply)

*Salutes flagpole
*Regrets Viagra for breakfast
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Jan 2014, 10:10, Reply)