A hosepipe from the exhaust of a smaller car would be just as effective

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:04, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

No offence, PJ

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:04, Reply)

Why would that offend me?

( Peej, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Because he's just killed your kids?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:06, Reply)

Does this mean I get to go out on a Friday night again?

( Peej, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Yeah, but only after a month or so of mourning before 'getting your life back together'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:08, Reply)

Seems like a bit of a pain.
I've never understood people mourning their dead kids, why don't they just make more?
( Peej, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:09, Reply)

I have always thought this, especially babies, who are essentially all the same

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Yeh and when babies get swapped in hospitals and they find out 10 years later
they don't want to swap back do they? They claim to love the child. So if someone loses a baby just give them a spare one out of the pile of unwanted kids they have out back.
( Peej, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:14, Reply)

You are wasted here PJ

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Peaks and troughs Froggie, peaks and troughs.

( Peej, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:16, Reply)

THIS^
Plus its cheaper second time round as they already have the clothes etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:16, Reply)

You can re-use their names as well

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:19, Reply)

It shouldn't - I clearly stated so

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:10, Reply)

Now this offends me

( Peej, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:12, Reply)

Soz peej

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Jan 2014, 9:15, Reply)